We're finally alone and you have me all to yourself. You're hard but seem a bit nervous. I tell you to show me what you got down there. After teasing you about how you're hard but not doing anything to turn me on, like showing me your "big juicy dick", you anxiously start to pull down your pants. I get tired of waiting and pull your boxers down and find myself looking at something so hilariously and embarrassingly tiny...your dick. I laugh while staring at it in confusion. I tease you for how small you are while proceeding to humiliate you for how micro you are compared to my Big juicy dildo. Once I've gotten bored wasting time with you, I call up my boyfriend and tell him that I wanna fuck when I get home, before leaving you with your pathetic and hard micro dick out.