"Hey honey," Step-Mommy said in her usual sweet, soft voice, "I need to talk to you about something..." Lately, you had been doing something different, something new. For whatever reason, whenever you put your hand down your pants and touched your pee-pee, it felt really good.
"You're at that age where you're discovering yourself more," Step-Mom explained. "Well, we can't do that when we're out in public. Even your Auntie and Uncle said you've been doing it at the grocery store, and you keep doing it when you're walking to school. You can't do that or you'll get in trouble."
"Have you ever had white stuff come out of it?" she asked. "No? Well, I'll show you how you can get white stuff to come out of it."